the mouse is jerky and difficult to move, not like modern laser mice.


sitting alone in an internet too uncultured to fully appriciate my brilliance i drag my tattared blood stained body into this wiki, where i shall spend the rest of my days happily talking to myself.

Floating in a sea of lisa simpsons piss the pissground is an unforgiving land where no life exists, i sustain myself on micrscopic spores which live off the endless streams and rivers off piss.

washed up amungst the shore is a shitty old computer with windows 95 installed.

the pc is sharp and grey, and the mouse has a strange rubber device inside which makes it jerky and difficult to use, nether the less i make do with my new find, and create a makeshift power supply using piss as a fuel.